we will be induced tomorrow. the baby will be born sometime after that. details to follow.

so you can resume asking and i will resume giving you smart-ass answers like "yes, the baby was born weeks ago and we just didn't tell you because you keep asking even though you know darn well you would have been called." btw, don't get pissed off when you receive a call very, very late or early regarding either labor or the birth of said baby--you asked for news and i will give you news... when you least expect it. wwwwhoooooohahahahahahahahhahahah!