6.09.2004

mmmmm...plague

The DADA server has worked your data through its gears and cables and little electric thingies that squeak and hide whenever we turn on the lights. DADA has converted its ordinary electrons into that which is DADA. Guaranteed to be not only accurate and true but supplemented with 150% of your recommended daily supply of DADA. Please do not use this information for commercial purposes or for squelching the other parrots in the bathroom. Your secret name is Tom Waits. The animal which symbolizes you is the plague. The color of your soul is ten to three. The celebrity you most resemble is trapeze. Your special pain or illness is mosquit-odour . Your most important time of day is david bowie. The shape of your life is snake. And the flavor which identifies you most is purple.

4 Comments:

Blogger brad said...

Okay, I'll take random-ass-ociations for $200, Alex. Someone has a lot of time on their hands and needs some desperate "end searching" to their knowledge. It's interesting to read this at face value and then read the last words with the "more" corresponding line that is one below it...

Your secret name is sea cucumber.
The animal which symbolizes you is beige.
The color of your soul is Steffi Graf.
The celebrity you most resemble is Shingles.
Your special pain or illness is Wednesday.
Your most important time of day is cone.
The shape of your life is talcum powder .
And the flavor which identifies you most is Barbara

6/09/2004 4:34 PM  
Blogger John McCollum said...

This is so right, it's eerie...

Your secret name is belcher.
The animal which symbolizes you is wish.
The color of your soul is Ewan McGregor.
The celebrity you most resemble is distaste.
Your special pain or illness is 4:07.
Your most important time of day is roundness.
The shape of your life is vodka .
And the flavor which identifies you most is Mr Philips.

6/10/2004 8:09 AM  
Blogger e said...

mmmmmm...vodka-flavored talcum powder...

6/10/2004 8:52 AM  
Blogger John McCollum said...

No, dummy. It's talcum-flavored Vodka powder

6/10/2004 2:38 PM  

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